Thursday, November 11, 2010

FDA: Proposed Cigarette Product Graphic Warning Labels





Above is one of the many FDA's new proposed cig labels. It's a 6-

sided coffin, not a casket (I never knew there was a difference) &

it's called a "Toe Pincher" or "Shaper" ... (If you have a pear-shaped

body, you may have to go into it upside down, thereby making it a

"Head Pincher," lol)...







Above from: The Friendly Funeralista:

http://friendlyfuneralista.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/coffins-caskets-containers-oh-my/







Vintage Coffins Toe-Pincher Index:

http://www.vintagecoffins.com/ToePincherIndex.html#

(...)

Toe-Pincher Coffins got their name from the narrow, tapering foot of

the coffin. Old-timers also called them Heel-Squeezers. Some people

call them Dracula coffins.

"Don't Be Caught Dead Without One!"

(...)



This next guy will build you any type of burial contraption you want.

He made one shaped like a beer bottle for somebody who requested it,

lol, & a Martini urn for someone else. Maybe he should design & build

a cigarette coffin for the FDA!

http://tomsworkbench.com/2009/03/02/woodworking-spotlight-roy-bud-davis/



Lol, learn something new every day!



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Original FDA page: Go have a look at the many, very graphic labels/

options they are considering... Definitely "shock value"... The coffin

is mild compared to some of the others... Public input is requested...



FDA: Proposed Cigarette Product Warning Labels:

http://www.fda.gov/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteProductWarningLabels/default.htm



If the FDA truly hates cigs so much, why haven't they tried to outlaw

cigs altogether? (Not that I think they should play Nanny State, but

you have to wonder why they haven't tried to shut down cig

production?) Instead they play hypocrite because they love the taxes

from cigs... Sort of like the Catholic Church condemning birth control

but owning stock in The Pill...



And I wonder what the Big Tobacco companies are thinking about these

graphic labels, lol. I would imagine they are having a fit. Too funny.



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